Official – Anna Canter https://annacanter.com Sun, 29 May 2016 10:34:06 +0000 fr-FR hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 210318634 Hello Morbo, how’s the family? https://annacanter.com/hello-morbo-hows-the-family/ https://annacanter.com/hello-morbo-hows-the-family/#respond Sun, 29 May 2016 10:34:06 +0000 https://coffeebean.mallinidesign.com/?p=134 I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! But existing is basically all I do! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

]]> https://annacanter.com/hello-morbo-hows-the-family/feed/ 0 134 No, I’m Santa Claus https://annacanter.com/no-im-santa-claus/ https://annacanter.com/no-im-santa-claus/#respond Sat, 28 May 2016 11:18:54 +0000 https://coffeebean.mallinidesign.com/?p=136 Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I had more, but you go ahead. Tell her she looks thin. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!

]]> https://annacanter.com/no-im-santa-claus/feed/ 0 136 Oh right. I forgot https://annacanter.com/oh-right-i-forgot/ https://annacanter.com/oh-right-i-forgot/#respond Tue, 24 May 2016 12:39:19 +0000 https://coffeebean.mallinidesign.com/?p=121 All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time!

]]> https://annacanter.com/oh-right-i-forgot/feed/ 0 121 Does anybody else feel jealous? https://annacanter.com/does-anybody-else-feel-jealous/ https://annacanter.com/does-anybody-else-feel-jealous/#respond Sun, 22 May 2016 12:37:58 +0000 https://coffeebean.mallinidesign.com/?p=117 You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Throw her in the brig. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

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]]> https://annacanter.com/does-anybody-else-feel-jealous/feed/ 0 117 I respect and admire Harold Zoid https://annacanter.com/i-respect-and-admire-harold-zoid/ https://annacanter.com/i-respect-and-admire-harold-zoid/#respond Tue, 17 May 2016 14:11:28 +0000 https://coffeebean.mallinidesign.com/?p=410 Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Anyone who laughs is a communist! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Why would a robot need to drink? We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

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